leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

(Source: anus, via codependentbrothers)

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dobraeva:

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

(Source: panerasexual, via aggiornamento)

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wheatdealer:

celsisus:

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

is that how parents feel

(via cloudplusone)

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disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

(via sorry-little-liar)

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