silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

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just-chemistry-things:

forensicfreak55:

twelfth-doctor-in-the-tardis:

jacobshutup:

umm excuse me avatar I see a little more than four elements 

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yes hello I am the last barium bender

Elements

I’m crying brb

(via jimkirk-is-a-huge-nerd)

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lamapalooza:

I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.

(via deducingyou-at-abbeyroad)

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meag-an:

thoselonelyeyes:

think about what your dog would say to you if he knew how much you hated yourself

this just changed my life

(via carry-on-my-wayward-castiel)

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argentourage:

what if you could meet your celebrity crush but the cost was them knowing everything you’ve ever said about them in your tumblr tags

(via brrrianstorm)

70,343 notes

hohohoruka:

I Have No Idea What You’re Cosplaying But Damn Ur Hella: a novel

(Source: nyaegi, via that-creepy-kid)

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dutchster:

fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

[cricket sounds]

(via secrets-i-have-held-in-my-heart)

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mama-panther:

[cries but also keeps eyeliner intact]

(via l0uderthanb0mbs)

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jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

thelovelylifeofareader:

thebookishdragon:

booktown:

randomhouse:

seasighing:

Life tip: bring a book with you everywhere you go

Life pro tip: bring two, in case you finish the first one.

Bigger life pro tip: Bring a kobo/kindle with you everywhere so you have an entire library with you at all times. 

Ultimate life pro tip: live in a library and never ever leave. 

Supreme life tip: Become a library

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enjolras-is-captain-sassy:

enjoldongle:

i heard you were talking shit about severus snape have a high five and your bedtime is never 

is this what harry’s life would have been like if he grew up with sirius

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